cutie honey - this one is obvious

the iDOLM@STER - producer-san is referred to affectionately by michael jordan as “honey”

legend of the galactic heroes - the password for taking back iserlohn fortress was “One cup of Russian tea, not with jam, not with marmalade, but with honey”

cromartie high school - the name kamiyama uses to send in postcard jokes to local radio stations is “hachimitsu boy”

tbc

How2play UNCLEDOLAN like HONEYBOYMAXIMUM (u shouldnt want2)

“Do not avert your eyes. Gaze upon my true being.” - u. dolan

<insert gay pic of duo lon here>

Normals

5A – it’s a jab! Seems pretty jab-like to me. Can be used to reset after rekkas

5B – 小さいのSTANKYLEGですね。。hits low, can be chained into from 2A/2B

5C – mini palm; comes out reasonably quick and has decent enough priority to be used as a funky AA of sorts; typically used to reset after rekkas

Far 5D – it’s a hook kick! Good aa if you’re psychic

Close 5D – knee!  Not quite as fast as 5C but has a slightly bigger hitbox; can reset after rekkas, does same dmg as 5C (I think)

CD – PALMSSSSS they come out and it’s like oh shit; moves uncle dolan a decent amount forward; you can do a ground crossup on a grounded opponent on their wakeup by karacancelling it into rekkas

2A – duolon does some choppy things and they can be chained 3x times balls deep into rekkas; ghetto hitconfirm; can be chained after 2B. it fast

2B – yup it’s a 2b alright. Has pretty good range, chains into 2a/2b/5a/5b; generally the first button you use for a hitconfirm! Can be used for tripguarding and w/e

2C – Mexican upper w/ a Chinese ghosty twist; has a large hitbox, kinda slow though – whiff this and you’re pretty vulnerable; can be used to reset after rekkas

2D – it’s a sweep! It’s okay.

j.A – wat

j.B – cute leg – comes down at an angle or so; hits overhead

j.C – generally not the first move I would use for a jump-in, but it works for ok air to air if you’re all wild ambition and stuff;  comes out pretty fast, nice angle to it, good for punishing shit in a hyper hop

j.D – big leg – comes down at a steeper angle; you would think it’s a good crossup but its kinda hard – overhead

j.CD – beyblade beyblade; it’s pretty fast and is okay. Not a particularly big hitbox though

Specials

6A - 幻無拳  phantom nothingness fist aka space jam – it’s a command normal! It makes uncle dolan unlock his cartoon powers and give him the power to do really sick dunks. It comes out sort of fast and can punish silly stuff from far away; wouldn’t really recommend it as aa – if your opponent has good reactions they can counter this move so look out

Can be cancelled into from 5a/b+2a/b

If you’re an asshole you can try to score a hit w/ space jam from midrange or so and go into rekkas; if you’re fast enough 1^st hit will whiff and 2^nd+3^rd will connect allowing you to do your gay juggle shit

Ex (6AC) puts the opponent into an ok amount of hitstun and brings them towards you somewhat; can combo into ghosty ball or close 5C or w/e after if you’re close

j.6A - 空中幻無拳 aerial phantom nothingness fist aka air space jam – air to air space jam! Use it for the sick game winning dunks. Range aint so good, but it can scare dudes who jump a lot or w/e; can cancel air normals into it for a second hit on the way down/up

6B - 幻無脚  phantom nothingness foot aka stanky leg – uncle dolan sends his stanky leg out and hits dudes low. Sorta a shenanigans move; can try to chip dudes out from really far away or just to be an assface; can be cancelled into from teleport. EX (6BD) is an anywhere juggle and can be used for funky mixups

j.6B - 空中幻無脚  aerial phantom nothingness foot aka air stanky leg – uncle dolan launches an ashikoki assault from the skies! Comes out relatively quick, overhead; can be used in a hop. Can be cancelled into while in hd from j.D (I think); good spacing tool or w/e but gets smanged on by j.CDs and 5As

tbc